1. 12:14 21st Oct 2014

    Notes: 5115

    Reblogged from dreamsdarkly

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    wtfevolution:

"Hey! Hey! I think I finally made something cute."
"Oh, yeah? Let’s see."
"It’s a ‘shoebill.’ It’s big and blue and adorable. Nice, right?"
"It’s… hm. I don’t know. I like the blue, but something about those eyes is kind of creeping me out right now."
"What? Come on. Those are friendly eyes. It wants to be your friend."
"Okay. Okay, yeah. You’re right, evolution, I’m sorry. Should I feed it, maybe? What does it eat?"
"Baby crocodiles."
"Oh Jesus Christ."

    wtfevolution:

    "Hey! Hey! I think I finally made something cute."

    "Oh, yeah? Let’s see."

    "It’s a ‘shoebill.’ It’s big and blue and adorable. Nice, right?"

    "It’s… hm. I don’t know. I like the blue, but something about those eyes is kind of creeping me out right now."

    "What? Come on. Those are friendly eyes. It wants to be your friend."

    "Okay. Okay, yeah. You’re right, evolution, I’m sorry. Should I feed it, maybe? What does it eat?"

    "Baby crocodiles."

    "Oh Jesus Christ."

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  2. 11:57

    Notes: 598

    Reblogged from drunkjcrew

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    drunkjcrew:

#drunkjcrew

I love the drunkjcrew tumblr far, far too much.

    drunkjcrew:

    #drunkjcrew

    I love the drunkjcrew tumblr far, far too much.

     
  3. 11:39

    Notes: 2893

    Reblogged from feasy

    xntrek:

see also: headstone.

    xntrek:

    see also: headstone.

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  4. 11:21

    Notes: 409420

    Reblogged from islamicbutterflies

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  5. 11:04

    Notes: 84

    Reblogged from onlyoldphotography

    Tags: lena horne

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    onlyoldphotography:

Teenie Harris: Lena Horne reflected in mirror in dressing room at Stanley Theatre, c. 1944

    onlyoldphotography:

    Teenie Harris: Lena Horne reflected in mirror in dressing room at Stanley Theatre, c. 1944

     
  6. 10:46

    Notes: 601783

    Reblogged from marioseamoose

    angelwithwormstache:

    portablemiah:

    benskid:

    portablemiah:

    illegal immigrants? you mean white people

    except that white people didn’t immigrate into the united states… they funded the united states. you can’t illegally immigrate into a society you created. 

    did you actually just say white people created society in america

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  7. 10:28

    Notes: 75545

    Reblogged from marioseamoose

    Tags: dayum

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    queen-mzbigabootie:

haneefistheonlyone:

kwamejaw:

Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

    queen-mzbigabootie:

    haneefistheonlyone:

    kwamejaw:

    Im pretty sure I walk past a lot more cops than that

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  8. 10:11

    Notes: 59873

    Reblogged from marioseamoose

    Tags: my sign doesn't matter

    son-of-an-assbutt:

    makatanghibangworld:

    NEVER BELIEVE IN 3 PEOPLE:
             Sagittarius, Aries, and Pisces.
           -They are the most selfish and mean.
    NEVER LOSE 3 PEOPLE:
             Taurus, Cancer, and Capricorn.
            -They are the most sincere and true lover.
    NEVER LEAVE 3 PEOPLE:
             Virgo, Libra and Scorpio.
            -They can keep secrets, friendship and they can see your tears.
    NEVER REJECT 3 PEOPLE:
             Leo, Gemini and Aquarius.
            -They are true, loyal and honest friends.

    HEY I’M NOT MEAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU-

    wait

    Um, fuck you, OP.  The last thing anyone needs is for others to not believe in them.

     
  9. 10:00

    Notes: 1

    Tags: grad school

    Good morning world.  The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and I only need another 600-1000 words to put this project in the done column.  Very glad I was smart and went to bed and god a very solid night of sleep.

    Onwards.

     
  10. 09:35

    Notes: 29195

    Reblogged from marioseamoose

    Tags: flashbacks to undergrad

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